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  Welcome to Tom's unedited sailing log aboard the ketch Kiwi Electron (read from bottom to top) This was a 7300 mile, three month trip from Portland, Oregon to Florida via the Panama Canal - see the route - started in Dec '03 and lasted 'till almost March '04.

You can see a general sailing log from A.J. Ireland, the Captain of the Kiwi Electron here.

Tom's photographic journal of the trip can be found here.

And look here for some of the best general-interest photos I took. I've put them on a stock photo site.

 

Wednesday, February 25th, 2004

I'm home. I slept in my own bed last night. Tomorrow I travel to Alabama to collect my dog Mason and car. The trip's about 200 miles - after seven thousand+ miles on the water it should be a breeze...

Tuesday, February 17th, 2004

...ready? The 27th! We are 90 nm south of Grand Cayman and we just voted to bypass the tourist trap and instead speed home to clean sheets, long showers, wives and significant others that smell nice, beds that don't move, sleeping spaces at least 6 feet long (with thermostats), washing machines rather than 5 gallon buckets with warm water and Tide, abodes that can't sink regardless of the weather, the list goes on and on.

But I will dearly miss the things I've seen.

My heartfelt thanks to all those friends and family that told me to stop thinking so much and just go. My grateful thanks also to clients that helped me (directly and otherwise) make it possible - I am in your debt.

See you all very soon,

Tom

Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

OK folks, getting close to the final Panamanian email. Canal transit reputedly starts Thursday a.m.

Panama has bakeries! Breads in the morning and tons of interesting glazed stuff from 3 p.m. until midnight. I'm really not even sure of what sticky stuff I'm ordering, but I do love it. There's a kind of culinary Esperato that sugarholics innately understand, so specific language skills aren't needed. Those that know me know glazed, sugared pastries have a powerful, hypnotically narcotic pull on me... just leave me here.

Standard Panama police patrol vehicle is...a Suziki 250. Before you start thinking people can push them around, let me point out that they cruise with 2 policia to a bike. They both have side arms and the one in the back has also an H&K MP5 machine pistol. And it's not carried stowed on his leg, but up, out and ready...

Just as visitors new to an area notice things that are virtually invisible to the native, so too does the nature of trivial, inane, mass-manufactured media present itself to the person who's been away from it. 29 days at sea quiets the mind in ways that are hard to fully explain. 2 days back in civilization with TV, radio and web connectivity and alarmingly, I find that a small, but measurable, fraction of my consciousness is concerned with simple trash that none of us will remember or care about in our last moments. Will Janet and Justin do something more outrageous? Just how much weight has Anna Nicole really lost? Why is Dean still running? IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE THAT MARTHA STEWART WILL WALK?

Man, if this is 21st century civilization, point me back into the Deep Blue. I have to rethink some things when I get back.

Bakery talk's honestly made me a little hungry. Gotta go.

Tom

Monday, February 9th, 2004

Hi all again,

The good news just keeps on coming. Learned today that 2 days liberty has just turned into 4. I don't have to be back until Wednesday now. That's more like it.

I got cool new shoes today (that don't look too South American.) Tracy will like them. But just to vex her, I'm dragging the old smelly one's she despises home across 2000 miles...

Found an MP3 player, but I'm gonna wait because I might find a better one.

OK, I met British Dave today at 12 o'clock on crowded Central Avenue. I'd been waiting for him for about 20 minutes when he turned up. Immediately after we met, a garralous Panamanian named, of all things, Conrad Grant, walked right up and started chatting a mile a minute, and eventually ended up giving us the alchoholic's 'best of - worst of' tour of the area. I've learned to expect this from Pal'ing around with Dave. Interesting people just gravitate toward him. Just when I'm sure it's a total mistake, that this thing's gonna turn bad and murder or mayhem or some visit to the local Policia's basement interrogation room's imminent, the oddballs he connects with turn out to be gems of one sort or another and we end up discovering something great that a traveler might see, but a tourist would never. I need to consider being social. Forget it, why start now if I've got Tracy or Dave to go with.

postscript.. the reason Conrad said he walked up to us together and not when he was just watching me ('Yoga'ed' (cross legged), sitting on an old table), was that he thought I was Panamanian. I think it's a complement. And I had my old shoes on Tracy...

Met a very nice...professional named Susana. I think she's really sincere when she says she likes me.

Prospected hotels today. Hotel Colon frightened even me. Still staying at the well regarded (well, in 1930) Hotel Internacional...

Will finish up this evening with a joke from my sister Missy...

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D.

So the blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally, she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "You know, it's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough she sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

The blonde cop stares at the compact for a few seconds, rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde driver and says, "You know, if you had just told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing!

Sunday, February 8th, 2004

OK, I'm writing this in Panama City. We got in yesterday and British Dave and I just about burst blood vessels waiting to clear customs. 29 days. 29 days without stop from San Diego to Panama. 29 days without stepping on dry land. 29 days without tomatoes or lettuce or fresh milk. 29 days with the same people in 4 rooms (OK, well one of those rooms had low stainless steel guardrail for walls, a great view, and a really high ceiling...) but really, think about it.

The transit agent that ran the skiff out to get the 2 malcontents gave us some pointers vis-a-vis where to stay/eat in Panama City. It ran to the TGI Fridays / Hilton variety. The place I was particularly interested in is called Casco Viejo. He looked blankly at me. He thought I was crazy. It's apparently the old part of the city and it either rates pretty far below the radar in his book, or it's got a horrible reputation. In any case it was not in the Sperry Docksider - American powerboater set's guidebook...

I'm writing this from an internet cafe in the Casco Viejo.

Panama City is a fascinating place. It meets a lot of my criteria for a good destination - foremost being it's not a destination kind of place. The people are most friendly, costs are cheap, and the weather's wonderful. I wish I could properly describe the boiling masses of different types of people on the streets and the smells, but I'm too tired to do it justice just now.

They start the day late here and end it late as well. It feels like NYC (actually, it really feels like NYC when I think about it)

The exception is the restaurants. They, at first, seem to have bad service. The waitresses or waiters take not so much time to get you a menu, but therafter, the experience is well... rather paced. I think it's an explict, intended cultural adaptation though. These people expect to take time to talk and reflect when they take their meals. Civilization still lives.

The Lonely Planet guidebook has some wonderful stories about Panamanian history from 1500 to 1800. Interracial lust, gold, religon gone bad, betrayal, furtive murder, and public beheadings figure prominently. My kinda place.

I keep daydreaming about spending a month here a year, just web working from a laptop by day (My hotel room tonight was $17) and doing...research for my new book in the evening...

As usual, the universal rules apply for not getting accosted on the street, adopt the 1000 yard stare. Conversely, the certain way to quickly get sold something brightly colored, probably useless and plastic, is to stop on a busy sidewalk, look up, and start gawking at buildings... Like street cats to milk, vendors, taxi drivers, etc converge...

Taxis will take you anywhere for 2 to $4US. The Balboa and the US Dollar are directly linked here. This means US currency is interchangable. Same for the penny-centavo, nickels, dimes and quarters. It's all the same. Whatever cash you have when you arrive can be spent anywhere with absolutely no translational difficulties.

Do NOT decide to step off the sidewalk casually. If you elect to cross the street, keep your head on a fast swivel, stay loose and keep moving. Life is fast and cheap here, Yeehahh!!

Internet Cafe density in Panama City is, seriously now, 5 times as great as San Francisco. The 2001 version of the guide notes 2 Internet Cafes, now they must number in the hundreds. It's probably changed their whole lives. An hour of internet time costs generally US$1. All of the Internet Cafes have VIOP phone connections for international calls. Panama to United States costs 10 cents a minute in most of them.

The coffee's great. I had a great Pealla and 2 Cervesas last night for 8 bucks. Oddly, a great Spanish omlet and coffee in a wonderful recessed indoor/outdoor cafe this a.m. cost almost as much.

Tomorrow I'm looking for:

An Admiralty map office to get a map of at least part of the trip. The British are apparently known for having charts that transcend merely being tools of the professional freighter/tanker captain. The gravature approaches that of fine currency, so SINCE I AM ALMOST HOME (well, a couple thousand miles) I thought I would frame something from the experience.

The next 'Master and Commander' book in the series (Post Captain). I read the first and now I'm hooked. The film is almost cartoon-like compared to the book. Tad, I know what you mean now. I'm saving the 1st one now for my dad. He'll love it.

Replacement MP3 player.

A NY Times (probably not)

Tired now. Write more later.

Friday, February 6th, 2004

Just a quick note. Spent windy, cool night 100 nm from Panama City, Panama beside a turtle sanctuary. Beautiful, saw Pelicans, birds, fish in the water. Also....cows wandering the deserted white beaches.

Gorgeous morning, up alone on deck at 6 a.m. after having a wonderful dream about Dustin gleafully chasing cat-like creatures on a deserted savannah somewhere.

Panama Cty tomorrow. Hard sailing today. Bye.

Tom

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004

We're now well EAST of Atlanta, but still in the Pacific Heading So'SE. How messed up is that? Landfall at Panama City, Panama this Friday. It will be 28 continuous days at sea. First order of business a cold hotel room, an actual cold shower, and maybe a cold local beer. Followed by a meal of anything containing fresh produce. 2 days liberty, 2 days boat repair/refit, 2 days canal transit, and then EVERYDAY THEREAFTER BRINGS ME DUE NORTH AND CLOSER TO HOME! So tired, so hot, so brown/burnt.

Sunday, February 1st, 2004

OK, everyday brings something new. Paul, one of the crew, has been throwing fishing lines off the back of the boat for several days now. Last night at dusk, He thought he had something. We pulled up the lightly loaded line, until it was only a hundred feet or so from the boat and then were totally taken by a terrific, violent fight from the line. We'd hooked a 6 foot plus sailfish. It was gorgeous. Irridescent, with a 'needle' more than 2 1/2 feet long. It escaped, but not before they had gaffed it in the gill. I hope it's OK. It was a magnificent creature. Tonight, he's just caught a tuna that looks to be about 5 to 7 lbs. I had to go below and write this, because it's hard for me to watch what must happen next. If it were up to me, we'd catch, release, and minister to every sick/wounded creature in the ocean. I'm an Hebert.

We took advantage of the lull late this afternoon to stop in a glass smooth Pacific ocean and go for a swim. Actually, only Dave and I wanted to go in. The others are apparently not at ease with the whole ocean thing. Maybe last night's 6 foot predator made an unfavorable impression... The water was perfect. You can see clearly about a hundred feet down (chart says 3400 fathoms at this co-ord). I'd brought some fins with me, but British Dave really, really wanted to use them, so I just dived in w/trunks only. It was glorious. I swam away from the boat about 60 feet to get the feeling of it. I'm now dead serious about being ready for the Dolphin troupe's next appearance. Everyone's nervous about that.

In water like this, in the evening, you can actually see the huge sail fins of the sailfish loitering on the surface. Generally it's 2 or 3 of them lazily, very slowly doing little pirouettes. It's almost like they're courting.

I dropped my MP3 player. It's gone. I am now an essayist until I can find a replacement in Panama.

That's it.

Thursday, January 29th, 2004

Hey all, we're in Guatemalan waters now. Made it through the gale well yesterday, 8+ knots for 20 hours straight. Now nearly becalmed. I swear, if the Dolphins show up again I'm getting the scuba fins out and jumping in. I've found no recorded evidence of Dolphin attacks in ship's library.

Wynn Parker's: Send me some [very] short messages via Nancy! I should be back in early March. I'm really starting to miss things: Vindaloo ('Yes, we can do that 'medium hot''), Cantelopes (don't read, well, yes and no...), Burritos from 'Ragin Burritos'. Having dinner out with someone who smells nice... afterwards going out into a freezing, dark parking lot. Petting anything with paws and fur and a sloppy tongue (A Frigate bird let me touch it a few days ago)

Panama City, Panama in 10 days. 2 days R&R without the crew.

Nancy, I read 'The Alchemist' - thank you so much. Great book selections. Wish you'd given me more. My Personal Legend's unclear as of yet.

As ever, Tom

Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

Hi all,

Days now regularly filled with hundreds of Dolphins and nights filled with thousands of stars. Days stay at 85 degrees. Nights so hot you just lay in bed with no covers. Going into a gale tomorrow. Only a hundred miles from Mexican coast. Way tanned. Cut my hair off today. Water 4000 meters deep. I think I can see the far end, maybe 1st/2nd week March?

Tom

Supplemental Entry

OK, "So what music should I bring when I go to the ocean, Tom?"

Answer: I really recommend acoustic guitar or piano with whomever. Tony Bennett works way well, Indigo Girls, Yes, Shawn Colvin, Yes. Sade, double yes.

Friday, January 23rd, 2004

OK, where are we? Dunno. 400 miles from Acapulco and in water 3 miles deep - but sailing *northeast* to grab some o'dat good Panamanian wind mon! ETA Atlanta March 5th? I want to put the voyage on 'pause' and go home now, Seriously.

Wildlife report: For several, several days not much of anything other than the early morning patrol up on the foredeck to collect the night's squid and flying fish mishaps.

Got so bad a couple of days ago someone found a bug up on deck (just a small brownish bug) and EVERYONE mustered on deck to look, poke, prognosticate. Pretty sad sight, six bored adults blubberingly excited over nearly nothing amid the splendor of an unceasingly gorgeous seascape.

Frigate birds do like us. These appear to be the long rangers of the seabird world. They got bored, too, a few days ago and took turns trying to land on the top of the main mast while we were at speed, pitching, etc. One actually made it.

Best moment: Early yesterday morning we were treated to the amazing sight of probably a hundred Dolphins bearing down on us from our port side. You could see them several hundred yards out blasting through the waves as they closed on us. They formed a mass probably a 80 yards wide and almost as deep. When they got to us they boiled around the hull and moved up to the front. I crawled up to the very tip of the bowsprite, held on, and simply sat amazed for the next 25 minutes while my perch pitched up as high as 20 feet in the air and then slammed down to within inches of those beautiful creatures. There were even babies (2 feet long?) in the group, always sandwiched between a pair of adults. Best part of best moment: The magical 'wooshing' sound they all made when they broke the surface. They were exhaling. Yesterday wasn't Sunday, but I felt as if God took a moment to show me something so special I haven't really taken it all in yet.

Superlatives are beginning to fail.

I have no idea what's next.

Tom

Friday, January 16th, 2004

OK, we're 4 or 5, possibly as much as 9 days out from San Diego (who knows/cares?) Yesterday, I had the latest/best experience. The wind vane sender unit we decided was defective, so, um, *someone* volunteered to go to the top of the mast and remove it and bring it down. Read on...

The day was beautiful, the sails with the exception of the mainsail, were up and flying perfectly. Twice that day I went up to tweak stuff. Kiwi's a BIG sailboat, so she's got a TALL mainmast (you see the SD mast pics yet?) I think I'd thought the in-marina mast experiences were cool - and they were, but it was NOTHING like being caught at the very top of the world, at speed, alone, a hundred miles from anything. It was so high up, the overwhelming impression was one of actually *flying* above the ocean, disconnected from the boat, the people, the earth. People flying on the Concorde invariably commented on seeing the curvature of the earth... Yesterday was very much like that. The ocean's blue black surface could be seen many, many miles out into the haze. I was flying - I was another creature for that time in my life. The only thing that kept me from being mesmerized was the heart-stopping, utterly terrifying snap-rolls the mast made every 30 seconds or so - They became serious business after the 70 foot mark. The swings were probably 12-20 feet and the moment was probably 2-3 seconds - I don't want to know how much exceleration that is - I DO know how much exhileration (Missy spell) it was. Naturally, there are pictures and video of this. I haven't looked at it yet because it can't ever do the experience justice.

Next log entry can't ever top this.

T.

Tuesday, January 13th, 2004

3 days out on a 140 degree track from Ise de Guadeloupe. As in 'Aliens', we must have drifted through the populated belt and into the uncharted beyond. We've seen almost nothing. 140 miles out and suspended a mile or more above the earth, it's very serene and blue - cobalt-colored water and lighter blue above separated by a thin white interface of clouds (sometime). Still cold at night - I slept outside in the cockpit last night. Found a Flying Fish on the forward deck this a.m.

The Porpoises are with me on nightwatch sometime, but they are now nearly silent - they are almost always below the surface, so you have to look for them over the side when the moon's just right. I tried using a flashligh to attract them at 3 this a.m., but they're not falling for it. They seem unaffectedly majestic -they are there when they want to be, and not, otherwise.

That's it folks. I miss you all. I miss 'Varsity' hotdogs with extra mustard, too.

T.

Saturday, January 10th, 2004

Hi all, sorry for the spotty postings. Well, we jumped off for Panama from San Diego yesterday - day 2 of 30. The sail from SF to SD was glorious. Day 1 was a very fast day with great wind. The remaining 2 days were more sedate, but still 'so fine' in comparison to the cold, windy Portland -> SF passage.

Porpoises are pretty much a given now. They come in groups and in singles. Last night (well, 1 a.m.) one kept zooming by the side of the hull. The moon was so bright I could see him even when we didn't break the surface.

The SD exit was FREE FROM SEASICKNESS. Maybe I do have pirate genes after all.

The trip began in my 'winter of discontent' and has steadily gotten better and better. I packed my heavy winter gear away yesterday. Each day seems (is) a few degrees warmer. I expect to be down to just shorts in a week.

No whales yet. But we tracked through a bunch of whale watching boats yesterday. In foreign waters as of 2100 last night.

More pictures soon.

T.

Supplemental Entry

We're in San Franciso for a week fixing the autopilot and freshwater maker. I'm writing this long entry and will send it in via CD. These are just off-line thoughts on the experience thus far. I'll pick up the short satellite emails when we get underway again.

Portland's *dreary* in the winter. Do not come here looking for an emotional lift from nature. The city center's pretty Bohemian. Last night there, we went to Powell's bookstore, billed as the world's largest independent bookstore. One or two city blocks in size. Portland's definitely a trade city. You become aware of all the low tech type commerce that America conducts when you're here. Frieghters (container ships), fishing trawlers, lumber trucks, etc, are going everywhere at once. Most of the big wood companies are here. The Ga Pacific plants along the lower Columbia were crowded with specialized carrier ships. I'd expected many of the ships to be Japanese, but there wasn't a single "Maru' among them. Almost all the ships loading finished cargo (Plywood, etc) were Danish/German/Italian.

The land on either side of the lower Columbia heading out to the ocean is pleasantly pretty. Green, hilly, mossy. While we were taking on approx 1000 gallons of diesel, I got a chance to talk with the operator. He had the same questions everyone else had, "That's a big boat, how long?", "How far's the Panama Canal?", and consistently the most unnerving comment/question,"You goin' across the bar *this* time of year?". Towards the end of the conversation his boss drove up and got right to the point, asking about our intentions to cross the bar. His final comment was something about [we should] plan to have the CG made aware of our exact time of the intended crossing. This added to my personal tension level.

A CG chopper zoomed up and down the river as we made our way to the Pacific. Pretty impressive stuff, staying low and fast. Hard to believe they get paid for doing that.

In the end, the crossing was simply exciting, not particularly worrying. The fear apparently is that when the big breaking swells come in, the departing vessel will get out of position and not present its bow to the oncoming wave fronts. When this happens, the waves might either swamp the boat, capsize it, or push it into the rocks on either side of the breakwater. We were as prepped as we could be, everyone was vested up (cool Halogen strobes, flares, and flourescent die). We also had what's called a 'working Jib' uncovered (it's a small sail up front) and ready to be deployed if we had lost Diesel power at exactly the wrong instant.

The seasickness thing just literally brings you to your knees. I imagine it's worse than other physical afflications because you can't run from it. It's simply with you for the duration. For each individual, the times are different, typically 1-3 days. It's got you in it's sickly green grip and that's that. We had "shocker bracelets", Dramamine, Scopamine, "pressure point" type wristlets, suppositories, etc, and non of them appeared to have changed the course of events in the slightest. At it's nadir, a single shot pistol might have been welcomed. I can't talk about it any further. I'm turning green again just thinking about it. Added bonus, when we depart SFO (and LA, and San Diego, the way things have going), because we will have been in port several days, we're due to go through it all over again...Dante's little known 14th ring of nautical hell.

Food is great aboard (in port - when you can actually hold it down). Big helpings of meat/potatoes/pasta/rice every night. Coffee/Hot Tea/Chocolate always available. Fresh bread 1-2 times a day. I'm right at 200 lbs. This is hard to believe, as I've been 185 for 20 years. I'm not sure where it's all going. Not in mid section, perhaps the feet, maybe earlobs. In Portland, where this - this - this travail started, we purchased, loaded, cut up, vacuum-packed, and froze approx $900 worth of meat a day - for 4 solid days. The remaining days we layed in a lot of cheese, ginger snaps, pasta, etc, etc, etc. No live Galapogos Tortosioses were harmed during this voyage (yet).

My hands were sore initially. They're slowly ceasing to be a keyboarder's hands. They're getting that callused, "soaked in tea" look. On deck, AJ, the Kiwi owner, inexplicably yells for people to pull sheets (the ropes connected to the sail panels) through the winches with their hands, rather the crank the rope through with the winch handle. I'm not sure what kind of Swartzneggeren crew he's used to, but doing it that way is often next to impossible, though it seems I'm able to pull more rope through before resorting to the crank.

Anatomy of a watch with a functioning autopilot: Wake up. Go up to the wheelhouse/galley/bridge. Get the night's history so far and find out the ideal nav heading.

Assume the watch duty. Other guy goes to bed. In the dark, monitor the spooky rotating green radar display. It's classic - just like MGM's "The Enemy Below" (1951) except *you're* Burt Lancaster this time. Actually, the wheelhouse is not totally dark, but rather bathed in low, red light. Instruments are green. On the Pacific coast, there are lots of radar contacts in high traffic lanes. It's a little nerve-wracking because much of the traffic is of the ocean tug variety. These guys pull huge barges behind them with mile long cables. Every 6 minutes go out on the weather deck and do a visual scan of the horizon. Try to correlate the radar contacts with visual sightings. Big traffic (tankers/freighters) inside of 10 nautical miles should be visible at night and generally are. Kiwi's an all steel boat, pretty big herself, got reflectors, two masts - one of which is almost 80 feet high, and has probably 500 feet of stainless steel rigging up, so I *hope* we're pretty visible on their radar as well. Monitor 2 radio sets for weather changes, CG hailings, ship-to-ship hailings, etc. Every 30 minutes go down to the engine room and check for smoke, that bilge water pumps working, generators that may be doing weird stuff, etc. A lot of the engine room problems are (should be) monitorable from the bridge, but when the water's 1200 deep (1400 max I've seen so far) and you're 60 miles out, I guess 2 good eyes are still better than 50 remote sensors. AJ's great about questions. If there's any doubt about ANYTHING, he wants people on watch to wake him. There's finally a special, all-cabin alarm button on the bridge that can be pushed that serves as the signal to everyone to wake up, and get up to the bridge ASAP.

Steering at night in heavy weather without an autopilot is exhausting. Changing wind, ocean current, and wave action conspire to present you with a problem that can't be solved with a single solution for very long (maybe 5 secs). Holding a tight heading requires concentration that excludes all but the most trivial thoughts. In bad weather, daydream 10 seconds and you're 25 degrees off course, stay distracted longer and you may find yourself going back the way you've just come. Actually, on the open ocean, this is not a fatal condition and can be corrected pretty easily. Closing in on a bay or a sandbar, or letting your concentration slip in a busy shipping channel is where such a mistake may prove irreverisable.

'Real' navigational issues are vast and varied, and almost 4 weeks into it, I can safely say I'm vaguely aware of about 15% of them. Charts variously specify depths in feet or fathoms. Compass headings may be magnetic, or absolute. Magnetic headings may require adjustments for local mag variations. Bouys are treated one way in rivers and differently at sea. Longitude marks reflect consistent units of distance, while latitude marks vary with the distance from the equator. Mistakes come easily at sea. My private thoughts on the issue are bring a backup GPS, EPIRB (a distress beacon) and plenty of batteries...

Random observations: In cooking, isn't it called 'blanching' or something when you use alternating streams of very cold and then scaldingly hot water to remove skin and feathers from a chicken? Regretably, Kiwi's showers exhibit exactly this characteristic. This, and other shipboard peculiarities lead to what one might call 'Tantric Sailing'. This is the art of learning to hold one's body in specific positions for long periods of time in order to achieve exquisite pleasure or avoid acute, protracted pain. On Kiwi, it's generally the latter - The aforementioned shower is one of the times you practice Tantric sailing. You've got to learn how to position your body in this narrow, short (5' 10") bucking/bouncing shower-stall/torture-booth in such a way as to be ready to insert your body into the stream when the water's bearable, and still be able the immediately flex your torso away and out of the stream as it turns alternately frigid or scalding. It's an acquired skill, but necessary to survive on Kiwi.. If you're tall (more than 5' 3"), another example is the odd, stilted walk you develop below decks in the passageways. Head down, shoulders shifted with one downward-sloping and the other as high as your earlob, knees bent but slightly apart, hands open and ready to grasp anything likely to break your fall. The net effect is rather like Marty Feldman's character Igor in 'Young Frankenstein', except much more ridiculous looking.

I found out a few days ago that Kiwi has a sister ship. She's called the 'Aga Khan' and is owned by Jane Fonda. This is pretty rich, as AJ is politically just to the right of Genghis Khan. The universe remains in balance.

OK, did I tell mention that on Christmas Eve, just as we were raising anchor at Ft Bragg/Noyo River to go to San Francisco, fresh out of the Pacific, a crab boat looped around Kiwi and the fisherman aboard asked us how many souls were aboard? We told them 7, and they promptly threw us over 7 huge Dungeness crab, wished us Merry Christmas, and motored away. Someone aboard who knows about such things looked at the size of the crabs and said we'd been given about $150 worth. We stuck them in big buckets of seawater, scooted through the breakwater and set course for SF. Confession: During the night, as I was on watch, I started feeling sorry for the crabs. I finally randomly picked one and tossed it overboard, reasoning that one of them was distined for my plate anyway. It was a random pick, but at some level, I guess it's like that for us too, right?

Friday, December 26th, 2003

OK, we're in San Francisco and I've GOT to tell you about the day we arrived (Christmas day). The prior day we left from Ft Bragg. I'd been on watch from 5 that afternoon, till 1:30 that morning, so I got awakened at 7 Christmas morning for the next watch. 3 people had been on the 1-7 watch, so they were all in bed that morning. Just I and another were on Christmas morning's watch. We were approx 40 miles from San Francisco. It had been a bad night, but the weather was clearing. While up on deck, doing the first horizon scan, I heard something off to my right. I looked and was startled to see 2 or 3 Dolphin (more likely Porpoises) racing for the boat's hull. They were 30 feet away and closing fast. At the very last moment they just dove straight underneath the boat and disappeared, never to be seen again. But *they were beautiful*. They were white, black and deep blue. I miss them - I'd really like to see them again.

Before AJ went off watch, he'd given me some co-ordinates he wanted us to sail to. The position was the entry point into SF's channel approach structure. He said we'd probably reach it by noon and to wake him up when we got there. He wanted to shoot approach personally, because he expected lots of shipping traffic in/out of SF. For the first time this voyage, a lot of the charting/position/plot stuff just fell into place for me, and we sailed/motored into the right place at the right time. Along the way, the weather steadily got better, with the single small blue patch of sky visible earlier that morning gradually opening up to fill the sky by noon. The rocks (and lighthouse) of Point Reyes were quite visible 8 miles off to the left, looking so warm and welcoming I wished I could somehow magically take an hour off to lay the tall, warm grass of the fields I knew surrounded it - actually, that's another story for another time...

OK, here's the great part. By 1:00 pm we got to the designated way-point and a fully-wired AJ was awake by then. He said it was fine, if I felt up to it, to stay at the wheel. I mumbled a while later that we really couldn't visually see that much from the enclosed bridge because of the 2 skiffs stowed on deck directly in front of us, and that the expected heavy traffic would be a pain to see. He said fine, suit up and go to the aft position and he'd transfer control to the exposed rear wheel outside. I got the wind gear on and went out.

The weather was glorious that day. If the winds hadn't been gusting to 25 knots, it might not have been that particularly cold. I took the wheel, and AJ finally suited up and joined me with the portable marine radio on the stern. It took a couple of hours to shoot the first part of the approach. Traffic was very light, so I just stayed at the helm, while AJ fielded various CG queries about who we were and where we were headed. The Golden Gate slowly morphed from blueish standards barely visible in the mist to a clearly discernable, beautiful delicate orange span with gorgeous green hills on either side, slipped in under a cloudless blue sky. This is the best part: The final part of the approach lines up almost directly between the bridge's towers. This last chute is a straight 2-3 mile pipe from out in the ocean. The scary, wonderful aspect of the approach is that the ocean swells were coming from almost due west that day. When the swells transition from the deep water to relatively shallow waters of the channel, they turn into serious waves. AJ called them quartering waves, because they approached us at an angle from the rear. The tricky part: you've got to stay straight and lined up in the channel, but sets of these waves (cresting 20-25 feet that day) were crashing into Kiwi at an angle. The task you've got to accomplish as these huge waves overtake you, is to quickly steer the boat *with* the wave as it contacts the stern, and the smartly steer the *opposite* direction as it exits the bow. No helm action in conditions like this can swamp the boat, wrong actions will swamp it quicker. The physical actions needed at the wheel that afternoon were unbelievably strenuous (at least for me). Over the next hour or so I'm sure I lost measurable weight... We just rode those huge swells pushing the 80 foot hull around like it was a toy, straight toward a bridge panorama that looked more like a huge picture-postcard than real life. Paul, the other crew member who has off-shore piloting ambitions, dutifully stood in the companionway probably hoping I'd be swept overboard or something, so he'd get a chance at the wheel. About a half mile from the actual bridge span I finally gave it up to him. AJ thought I was crazy to pass up a chance to bring Kiwi into San Francisco proper. But for me at least, the approach was the thing. The actual bridge crossing was anti-climactic, as the water had by then turned relatively calm and I'm glad Paul got the brass ring. I was more than happy by that time to sit back and gaze at the almost flourescently warm (colored) light from the western setting sun that bathed the spans as we slipped underneath them. We cleared the bridge, took a hard left into Sausalito bay, and dropped anchor not 300 feet from the rubble-rock shoreline at the base of the hill that Sausalito's situated on. That evening we dined on fresh Dungeness crabs that the crab fisherman at Ft Bragg had tossed us the previous afternoon (another story), listened to the passersby walking on shore, and finally fell asleep, completely exhausted. I know I'm a romantic, but I promise this incredible day happened like this.

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003

OK, we've reached safe anchorage at Ft Bragg. We're too big to fit under a bridge that leds to a marina, but there's just enough room to fit in a little safe bay just off of the channel. At least 300 seals here just looking at us.

The Coast Guard station's here and the Cutters look like very serious craft. Comforting to know they're available.

Skiff stalled on me early this a.m. while off-loading the passenger who's going home. Big, cold waves, flopping around in the heavy chop, green water closing over the Zodiac, gale building outside the breakwater, rocks ever closer, I say again ROCKS-EVER-CLOSER, ironic potential demise, outboard finally fired, big grins all around, Jamacian say, "nah - no problem man"... interesting final chapter for his book.

Wonderful sleep last night. Exhausted. Relatively motionless. Didn't think about the Velcro jumpsuit I'd been mentally designing. Burritos, decent cold beer, set the GPS to sound alarm if we drag anchor, collapsed into bed. Intend to steal the exiting guy's cabin early as pos.

T.

Monday, December 22nd, 2003

It's been a tough few days. The new gale we were racing to beat to SFO beat us. It's due here today and we're still slowly (deiseling) plowing into wind that is exactly against us - and we're more than 100 miles from the GG bridge. We've put up all sail and are now *zooming* to a safe bay next to Fort Bragg. Our pos is 39 min 38 ' N, and 124 min 42' West.

I'm just now beginning to get a clue vis-a-vis various sails on a big boat (just like a 28' Pearson that I used to sail, only different...) Realized my fingers still know how to make a Bowline.

re:the 'SS' word. It's almost gone for me. However the crew has awarded me most loud, dramatic, pained noises made while... ahem, voiding.

Tracy: The Chech circus jumpsuit is perfect for sail changes on deck.

We unexp. lose a crew member in SFO. Large part of me understands completely - this is really a young man's game so far. Tough on the constitution - like a mini astronaut prgm run by a mad jester. How many bruises can you take/how long can you stay awake on watch productively/how much SS can you take and still think lucidly/how cold can it be and still perform effectively/how quickly-safely can you handle the sails on a pitching deck at night in the ocean at 40 degrees/different personalities that you [may] want to strangle sometimes/etc/etc... Pluses: Hot (short Tracy) showers. GPS.

Did I mention that I miss every single person in my life back there? It's true, despite my claims of being a hermitic (sp) misintrope (sp), I find I'm lonely out here.

We pick up a Britisher in SFO - maybe that will alter the equation.

It's Christmas right? I'm thinking of you all.

T.

Saturday, December 20th, 2003

S-E-A-S-I-C-K. The old joke's punchline about the final phase of seasickness fearing you WON'T die, is true.

We punched out into the Pacific Tuesday. Rough, but very beautiful. Cruel joke Wednesday a.m. Weather was gorgeous. "Cobalt Blue" only really occurs out here I think. This lasted about 6 hrs. Then we plunged into ever rougher seas. Culminating in a gale most of Thursday. So bad we had to TURN AROUND and run with the wind the waves for 12 hrs. Lost over a day. The waves were huge 20ft swells. Kiwi feels very safe though. I've decided she's built more like an ocean rescue craft than a pleasure boat. Good time to have welded steel, 1/2" Lexan windows, and a monster diesel (nearly 700 cubic inches).

Change of Plans - the autopilot just decided to die. Pulling watches are very tedious when you spent 90% of time steering to a compass. We're in a race to get to San Francisco before the next Gale moves up the coast. In SF we install a new, modern AP.

I guess I'm the designated rigging monkey, climbing up to the spreaders on the masts to unfoul lines. Very something (stupid, insane, exhilerating). Thank heaven for survival vests with strobes and Stainless steel safety lines.

SF by Mon, 22nd hopefully.

T.

   

 

 

 

 

 





 
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